Chisom. twenty-one, so i guess that means I'm grown? but I'm a kid at heart. Nigerian. Igbo. Senior at Emory. Sometimes shy/quiet. Silly. Laugh & smile more than anything. Optimistic. Count my many blessings & name them one by on. Fat Kid mentality. I break out in dance whenever wherever.
the best thing about taking exams in college is that once you’re done you can leave right away to go cry
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one time i balled so hard not even i could find me
Same.
How to be classy in three easy steps:
Oh this is perfect
quite nyes
This is basically the best thing ever,
“ Shoving is the white Malibu person’s shooting
— Geoffrey, Malibu Country
“i have a sassy inner black woman!” said the white queer man, laughing with his friends. “snaps in a z formation, bitches!” he said, giggling harder. “y’all don’t know who i be, my niggers!”
suddenly he winces with pain,…
anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
African Dad: where are you coming from?
African boy: I went to throw out the garbage
African Dad: it is 7pm now, you went out at 6:54pm. That was 6 minutes ago. 6 times 2 is 12. There are 12 inches in a foot. A foot has 5 toes, so both feet have a total of ten. I think I have ten ribs. God took Adam's rib to create Eve. Eve is a girls name, and it rhymes with weave, you like girls with nice weaves. So you went to see a girl. You have a girl friend. Jesus Christ you want to kill me in this house.
Sara Zarr, Story of a Girl
“paper or plastic?” asks the cashier. i eat her. i am a crocodile. why am i in a grocery store
